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When I show DBAreactions to my developers (HT Anonymous)

2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When the consultant says, “The in-house DBAs were correct the whole time.” (HT @PatrickKeisler)

2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When Oracle figured out they could license parts of MySQL (HT @AdamMachanic)

2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When I get my new server with 2TB of RAM and 32TB of SSDs

2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When I see a CV that says the candidate has experience writing triggers (HT Ryan)

2020-09-25 by The Public Leave a Comment

Ryan

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When SSMS crashes with 45 tabs open, and when I open it again it recovers ONE FILE (HT @AdamMachanic)

2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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