When I finally make the switch to using Extended Events instead of Profiler 2021-01-08 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the new “DBA” says he isn’t a newbie but doesn’t know how to start a service 2021-01-08 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When a member of TechOps sends me a really detailed email about how to find the SQL server uptime. 2021-01-08 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the DBA is finally added to a two month long email thread discussing a data issue only to be asked “This shouldn’t affect anything, right?” (HT @JoeStefanelli) 2021-01-07 by The DBA Leave a Comment
