SQLing4ever
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When the dev doesn’t know what to do and reverts to his default mode of operation.
Skoomasteve
Day 1 as the first DBA at the company in its 20+ year history
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20 indexes on a table with 10 columns
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When the dev team insists I deploy their unvetted and questionable designs to production
Anonymous
After 2 hours fighting with XQuery
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