When our 2 hour window for the major production upgrade turns into 2 days because of replication problems (HT @sqlprincess) 2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the application owner asks me if we’re backing up the database. (HT @MikeHillwig) 2020-09-24 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When I try to convince a store that being an on-call DBA qualifies me for their “first responder” discount. (HT @JoeStefanelli) 2020-09-24 by The DBA Leave a Comment
