When I try to convince a store that being an on-call DBA qualifies me for their “first responder” discount. (HT @JoeStefanelli) 2020-09-24 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the business analyst says they’re a database expert because of previous work in Microsoft Access (HT Anonymous) 2020-09-24 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the ETL developer asks if it’s ok to put 1500 columns in a table (HT Anonymous) 2020-09-24 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When someone tries to make changes to my SQL monitoring dashboard (HT @sqlsnowplow ) 2020-09-24 by The DBA Leave a Comment
