When trying to get the syntax right for querying complex XML. (HT @SQLSoldier) 2020-09-26 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When someone asks me why I killed their query. (HT @SQLSoldier) 2020-09-26 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When someone asks me, “what exactly is a DBA?” (HT @SQLSoldier) 2020-09-26 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When my manager refers to Availability Groups as “AlwaysOn”. (HT @SQLSoldier) 2020-09-26 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the developers call me at 4:45 PM saying they promised “the business” they would deploy a hotfix today and ask if I’ll still be around between 6 and 7 PM. (HT @SQLsoldier) 2020-09-26 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When development doesn’t want to fix the bad code in the procedure they’re already updating because it’s “legacy code”. (HT @SQLsoldier) 2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment