When my manager refers to Availability Groups as “AlwaysOn”. (HT @SQLSoldier) 2020-09-26 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the developers call me at 4:45 PM saying they promised “the business” they would deploy a hotfix today and ask if I’ll still be around between 6 and 7 PM. (HT @SQLsoldier) 2020-09-26 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When development doesn’t want to fix the bad code in the procedure they’re already updating because it’s “legacy code”. (HT @SQLsoldier) 2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment
An hour into the deployment planning meeting and someone finally mentions the database. (HT @SQLsoldier) 2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment
Reading the recommendations from Microsoft Support that have nothing to do with our stated problem (HT @SQLSoldier) 2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the vendor asked us to trust their new, closed NoSQL platform (HT @LoriEdwards) 2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment
