When the application owner asks me if we’re backing up the database. (HT @MikeHillwig) 2020-09-24 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When I try to convince a store that being an on-call DBA qualifies me for their “first responder” discount. (HT @JoeStefanelli) 2020-09-24 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the business analyst says they’re a database expert because of previous work in Microsoft Access (HT Anonymous) 2020-09-24 by The DBA Leave a Comment
