An hour into the deployment planning meeting and someone finally mentions the database. (HT @SQLsoldier) 2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment
Reading the recommendations from Microsoft Support that have nothing to do with our stated problem (HT @SQLSoldier) 2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the vendor asked us to trust their new, closed NoSQL platform (HT @LoriEdwards) 2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the consultant says, “The in-house DBAs were correct the whole time.” (HT @PatrickKeisler) 2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment