When the consultant tells you that they want to load test their application. In production. During business hours. 2021-01-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the “data warehouse” turns out to be just nested views that hit production via linked servers 2021-01-05 by The DBA Leave a Comment
After I’ve warned the team several times about the dangers of user-defined functions, and one shows up in the next code review anyway 2021-01-05 by The DBA Leave a Comment
On my last day, seeing my team discard the use of source control. 2021-01-05 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When my most awaited feature of SQL Server is SQL Server Enterprise edition only. 2021-01-05 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When I accidentally click the ‘Debug’ button instead of ‘Execute’ in SSMS (ht @chbaigent) 2021-01-05 by The DBA Leave a Comment