When the user says: “My program crashed”, and I ask: “What are the details?”, and they say: “It crashed with an error” 2021-01-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When I politely respond to code review comments about my stored procedures 2021-01-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the network guy’s vernacular for “I don’t know” is “sounds like a database problem” 2021-01-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment
Finding out that the same service account is being used by multiple instances in production, QA, and dev 2021-01-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment
