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My webcam is on, and it keeps capturing my reactions.

When I politely respond to code review comments about my stored procedures

2021-01-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When the network guy’s vernacular for “I don’t know” is “sounds like a database problem”

2021-01-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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Finding out that the same service account is being used by multiple instances in production, QA, and dev

2021-01-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When the consultant tells you that they want to load test their application. In production. During business hours.

2021-01-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When the “data warehouse” turns out to be just nested views that hit production via linked servers

2021-01-05 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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After I’ve warned the team several times about the dangers of user-defined functions, and one shows up in the next code review anyway

2021-01-05 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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