Greg Dodd
The server whose modernization migration keeps getting delayed.
Jason F
How I feel when I automate database tasks (backups hmm hmm)
SQLing4ever
When the dev doesn’t know what to do and reverts to his default mode of operation.
Skoomasteve
Day 1 as the first DBA at the company in its 20+ year history
Anonymous
20 indexes on a table with 10 columns
Anonymous