DBAreactions – Page 4 – My webcam is on, and it keeps capturing my reactions.

Day 1 as the first DBA at the company in its 20+ year history

2021-02-25 by The Public Leave a Comment

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20 indexes on a table with 10 columns

2021-02-16 by The Public Leave a Comment

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When the dev team insists I deploy their unvetted and questionable designs to production

2021-02-05 by The Public Leave a Comment

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After 2 hours fighting with XQuery

2021-02-03 by The Public Leave a Comment

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When I finally make the switch to using Extended Events instead of Profiler

2021-01-08 by The DBA Leave a Comment

When the new “DBA” says he isn’t a newbie but doesn’t know how to start a service

2021-01-08 by The DBA Leave a Comment