Anomynous
The DBA after they ask you to explain what a stored procedure is.
Anonymous
Pointing to the open case we created a while ago for the dev team when they ask why the database was inaccessible
Anomynous
Recycling hardware due to supply chain
Anomynous
When all of your servers turn off at the same time because someone scheduled Windows updates in the middle of the day
Greg
When the 3rd party vendor asks why their application is inserting 1000’s of records per second
Anonymous