DBAreactions – Page 3 – My webcam is on, and it keeps capturing my reactions.

The recently purchased application does everything row by row from a front end, and inserts every the text of every SQL statement into a logging table prior to execution. Even SELECTs. And the whole thing is done in serializable isolation.

2022-01-07 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anonymous

When an contracters company builds a DWH completely in C# without me as dba warn the department, and now they complain about performance issues.

2021-12-07 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anonymous

Hoping the error that happens every night will just fix itself

2021-11-23 by The Public Leave a Comment

Greg Dodd

The server whose modernization migration keeps getting delayed.

2021-11-23 by The Public Leave a Comment

Jason F

When your network team deletes the AD user running SQL Server

2021-11-10 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anonymous

When you fixed an index so that a query that runs 10 times every second now returns in 2ms instead of 5 seconds

2021-11-08 by The Public Leave a Comment

Greg Dodd