Greg
When the 3rd party vendor asks why their application is inserting 1000’s of records per second
Anonymous
when you kill the session
Anonymous
When you’re about to send a long email explaining why there’s a network issue, and then you find you have threadpool waits
Anonymous
What I tell people I do for work…
Anonymous
The recently purchased application does everything row by row from a front end, and inserts every the text of every SQL statement into a logging table prior to execution. Even SELECTs. And the whole thing is done in serializable isolation.
Anonymous