When an contracters company builds a DWH completely in C# without me as dba warn the department, and now they complain about performance issues.
Hoping the error that happens every night will just fix itself
The server whose modernization migration keeps getting delayed.
When your network team deletes the AD user running SQL Server
When you fixed an index so that a query that runs 10 times every second now returns in 2ms instead of 5 seconds