Anonymous
When you’re about to send a long email explaining why there’s a network issue, and then you find you have threadpool waits
Anonymous
What I tell people I do for work…
Anonymous
The recently purchased application does everything row by row from a front end, and inserts every the text of every SQL statement into a logging table prior to execution. Even SELECTs. And the whole thing is done in serializable isolation.
Anonymous
When an contracters company builds a DWH completely in C# without me as dba warn the department, and now they complain about performance issues.
Anonymous
Hoping the error that happens every night will just fix itself
Greg Dodd