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when you kill the session
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When you’re about to send a long email explaining why there’s a network issue, and then you find you have threadpool waits
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What I tell people I do for work…
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The recently purchased application does everything row by row from a front end, and inserts every the text of every SQL statement into a logging table prior to execution. Even SELECTs. And the whole thing is done in serializable isolation.
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When an contracters company builds a DWH completely in C# without me as dba warn the department, and now they complain about performance issues.
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