Anomynous
When all of your servers turn off at the same time because someone scheduled Windows updates in the middle of the day
Greg
When the 3rd party vendor asks why their application is inserting 1000’s of records per second
Anonymous
when you kill the session
Anonymous
When you’re about to send a long email explaining why there’s a network issue, and then you find you have threadpool waits
Anonymous
What I tell people I do for work…
Anonymous