John McCall – LowlyDBA
On-call passdown after a hell week (HT @KrisGruttemeyer)
KrisGruttemeyer
When you find out your government records the pandemic stats on a spreadsheet and it got truncated so missed 16k cases
Anonymous
When I revert the memory overcommit to off on the database server after realising I can’t even do an ls command (HT Anonymous)
Anonymous
When the “senior” database developer tells me he doesn’t need to put unit testing in place because it’s already tested code and it would take too much time
Anonymous
When a new NoSQL solution rocks up (HT Ryan)
Ryan