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When they ask for access and you offer them 1% cpu and 10 IOPS in resource governor

2023-03-07 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anonymous

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The number of IP Addresses you need when you move to AWS

2023-02-22 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anomynous

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The DBA after they ask you to explain what a stored procedure is.

2022-12-21 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anonymous

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Pointing to the open case we created a while ago for the dev team when they ask why the database was inaccessible

2022-12-13 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anomynous

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Recycling hardware due to supply chain

2022-11-07 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anomynous

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When all of your servers turn off at the same time because someone scheduled Windows updates in the middle of the day

2022-07-28 by The Public Leave a Comment

Greg

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