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When the 3rd party vendor asks why their application is inserting 1000’s of records per second

2022-05-10 by The Public Leave a Comment

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when you kill the session

2022-04-27 by The Public Leave a Comment

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When you’re about to send a long email explaining why there’s a network issue, and then you find you have threadpool waits

2022-04-19 by The Public Leave a Comment

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What I tell people I do for work…

2022-02-12 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anonymous

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The recently purchased application does everything row by row from a front end, and inserts every the text of every SQL statement into a logging table prior to execution. Even SELECTs. And the whole thing is done in serializable isolation.

2022-01-07 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anonymous

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When an contracters company builds a DWH completely in C# without me as dba warn the department, and now they complain about performance issues.

2021-12-07 by The Public Leave a Comment

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