Anonymous
When the disk response time is over 45,000MS
Greg
When they ask for access and you offer them 1% cpu and 10 IOPS in resource governor
Anonymous
The number of IP Addresses you need when you move to AWS
Anomynous
The DBA after they ask you to explain what a stored procedure is.
Anonymous
Pointing to the open case we created a while ago for the dev team when they ask why the database was inaccessible
Anomynous