When I show DBAreactions to my developers (HT Anonymous)
When the consultant says, “The in-house DBAs were correct the whole time.” (HT @PatrickKeisler)
When Oracle figured out they could license parts of MySQL (HT @AdamMachanic)
When I get my new server with 2TB of RAM and 32TB of SSDs
When I see a CV that says the candidate has experience writing triggers (HT Ryan)
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