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When a developer screams about a database issue but doesn’t give more information after I’ve asked for them 5 times

2020-09-30 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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That moment in a meeting when you realize your “helpful” suggestion means a LOT more work for you to do. (HT @sql_bob)

2020-09-29 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When the boss says I don’t have to enjoy report writing… but I have to be positive about it.

2020-09-29 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When I finally fix that nasty bug, that corrupted data causing everybody complain, and nobody notices

2020-09-29 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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SET DEADLOCK_PRIORITY HIGH;

2020-09-29 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When the developers catch me logging on as SA to run queries

2020-09-29 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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