When I discover someone had enabled auto shrink for a production database 2020-10-01 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the “data scientist” publishes their “research” – and the wrong tables are joined together 2020-09-30 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When I’m about to deploy my script to add all of the badly needed indexes and drop all of the bloated and unread ones 2020-09-30 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the client wants me to get their application to run faster, but won’t let me change any of their legacy SQL which is the cause of the poor performance (HT Anonymous) 2020-09-30 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When IT hands me the keys to half a dozen brand new 48-core servers with 1TB of RAM each 2020-09-30 by The DBA Leave a Comment
