The Public

When your monitoring tips you to a query with no where clause hitting a 400m row table and you know exactly who to message on slack

2020-10-23 by The Public Leave a Comment

ChicagoDBA

when you see an article on SQLServerCentral for something you solved 7 years ago

2020-10-23 by The Public Leave a Comment

ChicagoDBA

When the backup location runs out of space (HT @LowlyDBA)

2020-10-14 by The Public Leave a Comment

John McCall – LowlyDBA

On-call passdown after a hell week (HT @KrisGruttemeyer)

2020-10-14 by The Public Leave a Comment

KrisGruttemeyer

When you find out your government records the pandemic stats on a spreadsheet and it got truncated so missed 16k cases

2020-10-14 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anonymous

When I revert the memory overcommit to off on the database server after realising I can’t even do an ls command (HT Anonymous)

2020-10-03 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anonymous