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When you find out your database server has been infected with a ransomware. Both nodes of the cluster.

2020-11-01 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anonymous

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When a SQL Agent job on server A remotely executes a stored procedure on server B through a linked server from A to B, but the stored procedure then remotely executes a function on server A through a linked server from B to A

2020-10-31 by The Public Leave a Comment

Dr. Van Nostrand

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When you update a table in production without where clause and end up firing some 100k employees and making the software unusable for hours

2020-10-28 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anonymous

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When a change in production first, and then refresh dev/test so the change will be there too.

2020-10-27 by The Public Leave a Comment

Anonymous

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When your monitoring tips you to a query with no where clause hitting a 400m row table and you know exactly who to message on slack

2020-10-23 by The Public Leave a Comment

ChicagoDBA

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when you see an article on SQLServerCentral for something you solved 7 years ago

2020-10-23 by The Public Leave a Comment

ChicagoDBA

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