Anonymous
When a SQL Agent job on server A remotely executes a stored procedure on server B through a linked server from A to B, but the stored procedure then remotely executes a function on server A through a linked server from B to A
Dr. Van Nostrand
When you update a table in production without where clause and end up firing some 100k employees and making the software unusable for hours
Anonymous
When a change in production first, and then refresh dev/test so the change will be there too.
Anonymous
When your monitoring tips you to a query with no where clause hitting a 400m row table and you know exactly who to message on slack
ChicagoDBA
when you see an article on SQLServerCentral for something you solved 7 years ago
ChicagoDBA