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The DBA

When SSMS crashes with 45 tabs open, and when I open it again it recovers ONE FILE (HT @AdamMachanic)

2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When they tell me to install 64-bit Oracle drivers on the production server (HT @SQL_Lazywriter)

2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When our 2 hour window for the major production upgrade turns into 2 days because of replication problems (HT @sqlprincess)

2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When the application owner asks me if we’re backing up the database. (HT @MikeHillwig)

2020-09-24 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When all my process automation functions properly (HT 8BitDBA)

2020-09-24 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When I try to convince a store that being an on-call DBA qualifies me for their “first responder” discount. (HT @JoeStefanelli)

2020-09-24 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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