When the vendor asked us to trust their new, closed NoSQL platform (HT @LoriEdwards) 2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the consultant says, “The in-house DBAs were correct the whole time.” (HT @PatrickKeisler) 2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When Oracle figured out they could license parts of MySQL (HT @AdamMachanic) 2020-09-25 by The DBA Leave a Comment