We have to do a deployment tonight – can you run to the break room and grab me a snack before we start? 2020-09-28 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When my boss says “DBAs aren’t important anymore. It’s all about the data.” 2020-09-28 by The DBA Leave a Comment
Leaving the office before an on call weekend and choosing to shut down my laptop instead of putting it in sleep mode. HT @JoeStefanelli 2020-09-28 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When I go through all the scheduled jobs and find DBCC SHRINKDATABASE in loads of places. (HT Anonymous) 2020-09-28 by The DBA Leave a Comment
