When 4 people on your 7 person team resign within a week and the other two are on vacation and you’re left holding the bag 2020-10-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When everyone has been ignoring the CMS you created for 3 years, then the newest DBA on the team asks if you have one 2020-10-05 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When I finally finish writing several complicated database stored procedures for a specific process that took me almost a year to write. (HT @SQLprincess) 2020-10-05 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When I find an old disabled scheduled task that used to create every index in the Missing Index DMVs on a Daily basis (HT Anonymous) 2020-10-05 by The DBA Leave a Comment