When I told the sysadmins, “I’ll just head into the data center and – “
When Management Studio gets hung on a process but I don’t want to close it for fear of losing my work
When we show the job candidate our database schema to test his problem-solving, and he starts by insulting my design
When the help desk tells me to reboot the database server in the middle of the day to fix someone’s slow query
When the developer says, “I use stored procedures so I’m not vulnerable to SQL injection”
Yes it actually said, “I use stored procedures so I’m not vulnerable to SQL injection”