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What I tell people I do for work…
Anonymous
The recently purchased application does everything row by row from a front end, and inserts every the text of every SQL statement into a logging table prior to execution. Even SELECTs. And the whole thing is done in serializable isolation.
Anonymous
When an contracters company builds a DWH completely in C# without me as dba warn the department, and now they complain about performance issues.
Anonymous
Hoping the error that happens every night will just fix itself
Greg Dodd
The server whose modernization migration keeps getting delayed.
Jason F