Anonymous
When you forget the where clause and fire the whole company
Backups!
When the developer says: “my app slowness is caused by the last super expensive hardware upgrade”
Anonymous
Replacing manual “ETL” with SSIS
Anonymous
When you’re uninstalling a security update because it fails the app install version check
ChrisF
When you find out your database server has been infected with a ransomware. Both nodes of the cluster.
Anonymous