When I go through all the scheduled jobs and find DBCC SHRINKDATABASE in loads of places. (HT Anonymous) 2020-09-28 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When you find out the devs who moan about “databases always being down” built exactly zero DR into their entire stack. 11 hours into the outage. 2020-09-28 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When you are a month away from giving notice of retirement and your boss tells you how much fun migrating all your databases to the cloud is going to be. 2020-09-28 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When you open an active 6 year old job, and the description reads: “This is a temporary solution for XXX which will be soon replaced by a true dimension build”. 2020-09-27 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When we implement scale-out reads with Availability Group replicas 2020-09-27 by The DBA Leave a Comment