When I politely respond to code review comments about my stored procedures 2021-01-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the network guy’s vernacular for “I don’t know” is “sounds like a database problem” 2021-01-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment
Finding out that the same service account is being used by multiple instances in production, QA, and dev 2021-01-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the consultant tells you that they want to load test their application. In production. During business hours. 2021-01-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment
