When you hit that point in a data warehouse redesign where people stop calling it nextgen and start calling the other one legacy. (HT @SQLHammer) 2020-10-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When you are trying to fix an issue on a call and a group of trainees come through loud and obnoxious. Then you get yelled at by HR for telling the trainees off. (HT @SQLFITNESS) 2020-10-06 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When management brings in a tool to automagically scale the database 2020-10-05 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When the boss calls me into a private chat and I see human resources in there 2020-10-05 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When I see a stored proc that calls a view that calls a function that hits another server 2020-10-04 by The DBA Leave a Comment
