When you find out the Dev team use SQL hints to hide their database inconsistencies. (HT Quercus) 2020-10-11 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When you find out that upper management’s idea for protecting sensitive data is to remove the DBA team from the sysadmin role. (HT @TheMoodyDBA) 2020-10-11 by The DBA Leave a Comment
“No seriously, we got the bug fixed this time, and you don’t have to bother reviewing the deployment script.” 2020-10-11 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When they find my utility stored procedures in the master database (after I told them to never put anything in there) 2020-10-11 by The DBA Leave a Comment