When my coworker opens his home folder to show over 8,000 saved scripts 2020-10-12 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When I learned sp_helptext shows the contents of system stored procedures 2020-10-11 by The DBA Leave a Comment
“We’re going to stop the database server to take an image backup” 2020-10-11 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When I tell the developers I don’t really think it’s a good idea to store the entire web site as HTML in text in the database 2020-10-11 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When a user sends a query to me saying “hey, I don’t have access to the db, could you please execute it and send me the results?” instead of requesting the proper access 2020-10-11 by The DBA Leave a Comment
When a report that used to run for many hours, now finishes in some seconds, the app team is amazed, and all I did was to create an index suggested by the execution plan 2020-10-11 by The DBA Leave a Comment