Anonymous
Replacing manual “ETL” with SSIS
Anonymous
When you’re uninstalling a security update because it fails the app install version check
ChrisF
When you find out your database server has been infected with a ransomware. Both nodes of the cluster.
Anonymous
When a SQL Agent job on server A remotely executes a stored procedure on server B through a linked server from A to B, but the stored procedure then remotely executes a function on server A through a linked server from B to A
Dr. Van Nostrand
When you update a table in production without where clause and end up firing some 100k employees and making the software unusable for hours
Anonymous