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When the director of engineering shrinks the databases (HT Anonymous)

2021-01-04 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When I fix the problem just by adding an index

2021-01-04 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When the deployment script fails, and the vendor asks me if I’ve tried rebooting the database server

2021-01-03 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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When your failover goes so well the application metrics show 6 seconds of downtime (HT Anonymous)

2021-01-03 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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To whoever wrote that free script I just used to save my bacon

2021-01-03 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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Realizing that not everyone appreciates DBAs (HT Anonymous)

2021-01-03 by The DBA Leave a Comment

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